Guess Who Looks Like A Beached Whale

August 9, 2006

Who is this mystery tubbo?

Who Is This Mystery Fatass?

The answer after the jump…

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Lindsay Lohan Talks Sex and Guns

August 8, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Elle Magazine CoverA few excerpts from Lindsay Lohan’s interview in this month’s Elle magazine.

Elle: Any big plans next year?
Lindsay: “I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous. I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be. So I tried to go there. I’m not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons…Yeah, I have a dark side. I go to my dark side. I watched all these videos on Charles Manson for a while.”

Elle: Do you think you’re in tabloids too much?
Lindsay: “You kind of ask for it when you go to nightclubs. People are like, “Just don’t go out!” but I can’t help it. I literally come out of my hotel and the [photographers] are there. It’s not like I ask them to follow me. But you know, it’s actually weird when the paparazzi’s not there and things aren’t being written, because you kind of wonder, Do people not care anymore?”

Elle: How many times do you sleep with someone before you’re officially dating them? I don’t know the rule these days?
Lindsay: “I don’t either. But Sex and the City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people! My mom’s going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But if I’m going to give my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people.”

Elle: That’s very old fashioned of you.
Lindsay: “Yeah, but I want to be able to be able to if I like someone else.”

Elle: It’s the variety of partners that you like?
Lindsay: “I think everyone does, especially at my age. I mean, if the sex is bad, the relationship’s not going anywhere. But I don’t think I’ve had enough experience with dating one guy for a long time. The only one was Wilmer [Valderrama], and apparently Jared [Leto], but Jared was so paranoid. He’d always be like, “Don’t come over if you’re going to bring 15 f—king paparazzi!” That gets hard too….But if it’s, like, a guy who’s just starting out in a band, or a model, or a new actor, you feel like, “Okay, this is weird that they’re getting so much press for just being with me.” And they might get a big head. You have to think about those things.”

MTV Is Bad For Your Marriage

August 8, 2006

barkers.jpgYet another MTV reality couple is calling it quits. Less than a month after Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro filed for divorce, The Barkers are following suit.

Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker’s rep told People Magazine that Travis is filing for divorce from wife Shanna Moakler. Shanna released a statment saying, “My only concern right now is for the welfare and best interests of my children.”

Source: People

The Hoff Wants Kate Beckinsale

August 8, 2006

hoff.jpgI’m sure it surprises no one that newly divorced David Hasselhoff is already on the prowl.

The Hoffster says, “I’m looking for a woman who’s more famous than me. Kate Beckinsale. I whispered in her ear the other day on the red carpet, ‘I’ll give you everything I have.’ She just laughed. But, you know, when she met me she seemed very excited. But she’s happily married, so nothing’s going to happen.”

Source: Star Pulse

Britney Can’t Unlock Her Car

August 8, 2006

britglassesgreytop.jpgA video of Britney Spears, unable to unlock her vehicle. The paparazzi have to assure Britney that, yes, it is her car and she is just pressing the wrong button.

Check it out here. (I’m having problems embedding YouTube videos, sorry!)

Diddy Hires Extra Plane For His Luggage

August 8, 2006

diddy1.jpgLeave it to Diddy to bring celebrity excess to a whole new level. When Diddy tried leaving a photoshoot in St. Tropez, he was stopped because the private jet he was using couldn’t hold the weight of all his luggage. What did Diddy do? (Say that three times fast!) He actually spent another $16,000 to rent a second jet to carry his Louis Vuitton luggage. A source was quoted as saying, “What Diddy wants, Diddy gets.”

It also seems that what Diddy’s girlfriend wants, she gets too. The source goes on to say, “His girlfriend, Kim Porter, also wasn’t pleased with the chef they’d had all week, so Diddy had another flown in from Monaco to replace him.”

Source: Daily Mirror

Quote Of The Day

August 8, 2006

catphone.jpg“My cat is incredible. He just hits the redial button and they just hear purring at the other end. So I have to grab the phone and tell them it’s my pussy.”

As soon as you’re done giggling, find out who said it after the jump…

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