Simpson Sisters Tire of Pervy Dad

August 10, 2006

Joe Simpson and his daughters

US Weekly is reporting that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are finally fed up with their creepy dad. A source tells the mag that Joe Simpson told a story at an MTV meeting about helping Jessica to fit for her first bra. Of course, you can’t forget when Joe was in GQ Magazine a couple years ago bragging about Jessica’s knockers, “She’s got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

A source who works with them says, “It creeps everyone out. And he thinks he knows what he’s doing, and that he’s doing the best for his kids.”

The sisters are distancing themselves from Papa Joe and making decisions on their own. US promises more in this week’s issue.

Source: US Weekly


Justin Timberlake Isn’t In The Soul Patrol

August 9, 2006

Justin Timberlake's New CDJustin Timberlake says that Taylor Hicks “can’t carry a tune in a bucket.” It’s just one of the many highlights from JT’s “Fashion Rocks” interview:

Justin on American Idol: “I have a strange relationship with that show. I despise it, and yet I’m completely fascinated. The guy who won – people think he looks so normal, he’s so sweet, and he’s so earnest, but he can’t carry a tune in a bucket. Do you realize how much pressure it is to put on somebody all of a sudden? If he has any skeletons whatsoever; if, God forbid, he’s gay, and all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like, ‘Oh my God, I voted for a queer!’ It’s just too much pressure. But that’s what we do. The American dream is to be young, rich and famous.”

Justin on Britney: “I dated Britney half my life, but I don’t know that person anymore. I’m not sure I knew her before. If I was writing an article about her, I would not be able to fight the urge to write every dirty thing about her.”

Justin on Pot: “I remember the first time it was reported I smoked pot. I was like, y’all don’t? That’s why I sort of respect Kate Moss. I think you lose once you start trying to analyze what people like. So I’m like, ‘I hope you like how I live, but if you don’t, you don’t.'”

Source: Pop Sugar

Vanity Fair To Publish Suri Cruise Pics?

August 9, 2006

According to this morning’s Page Six, Vanity Fair has secured the rights to the first pictures of Suri Cruise. The photos, taken by celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz, will be published this fall.

Suri Cruise on Vanity Fair

UPDATE (September 5th, 2006): I know a lot of people are coming here looking for the real Suri pictures that were released today. You can see them here.

Jen and Vince Deny Engagement

August 9, 2006

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn

Jennifer Aniston’s rep released this statement in regards to the new US Weekly cover: “It is not true–they are not engaged.”

US Weekly Cover

US claims that Vince Vaughn proposed on a flight back from a vacation in Puerto Vallarta. A friend says, “He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept. But he knew he was leaving town for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.” The friend goes on to say, “Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal.”

Robin Williams Enters Rehab

August 9, 2006

Mork From OrkAccording to the new National Enquirer, Robin Williams has entered rehab. The mag says Williams checked himself into Hazelden treatment facility “in a desperate bid to beat a three-year battle with booze that’s threatening to destroy his marriage.”

The article says: “The Oscar-winning actor’s drinking was so out of control that he suffered repeated blackouts, sources say, and after he was photographed hugging a waitress in a bar on May 22, his wife Marcia slapped him with an ultimatum: Get help or I’m leaving.”

Robin’s publicist released this statement today: “After 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams found himself drinking again and has decided to take proactive measures to deal with this for his own well-being and the well-being of his family. He asks that you respect his and his family’s privacy during this time. He looks forward to returning to work this fall to support his upcoming film releases.”

Happy Crack Is Whack Day!

August 9, 2006

In honor of Whitney Houston’s 43rd birthday…

Zach Braff Is A Horny Schoolboy

August 9, 2006

Zach Braff Hits On Jessica Simpson

Star Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson wasn’t feeling Zach Braff’s recent advances at a club.

A source says, “He was flirting up a storm and being very aggressive. You could tell it grossed out Jess and her friends. He was like a horny schoolboy.”

Ouch. Guess Jessica didn’t want Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds.

Source: The Scoop