Britney Spears To Be Buried With Dog

August 19, 2006

Britney Spears and her dog

Contact Music reports that when Britney Spears dies, she wants to be buried with her dog. The pregnant pop star says:

“Lucky is just so cute. Mom sometimes looks after when I’m away, but I really miss her. And you know how the Pharaohs used to get buried with things they love? I want to do that with Lucky. She should be laid to rest with me when the time comes.”


Kelly Clarkson Needs To Get Drunk More Often

August 18, 2006

Kelly Clarkson Drunk

Of all the American Idol winners to get drunk on stage with a metal band and pretend to rub her nipples, I’m glad it was Kelly Clarkson and not Ruben Studdard.

Kelly was at a Metal Skool concert when the band brought her up on stage. Upon seeing her, one member of the band astutely notes that he would “f–k her skull”. See ten minutes of drunken Kelly video after the jump.

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Don’t Call Nicole Richie Skinny

August 17, 2006

Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie had an unpleasant encounter with a paparazzo last week. A photographer actually had the balls to yell, “Nicole, you look disgusting. Gain some f*cking weight!” Richie, in tears, went over to the guy’s car and confronted him. She tells US Weekly:

“You don’t scream at people that they are overweight, so what makes people think that they have the right to scream at me that I am underweight? It’s upsetting and mean. I am not anorexic. At the moment, I was just sick of everyone constantly bothering me about how I look. I walked up to the photographer and told him, ‘What if I really had anorexia? What if I had a disease? How would you feel about saying such horrible things?’ He probably just wanted to get a rise out of me, but I’m a human being and he hurt my feelings.”

“Lost” Star Disses Paris Hilton

August 17, 2006

Paris Hilton

Evangeline Lilly, better known as Kate on ABC’s “Lost”, doesn’t have anything nice to say about Paris Hilton. The former dating hotline star says:

“[I need to help people or I’d be] no better than the Paris Hiltons of the world, waltzing around with their Louis Vuitton bags and their little dogs.

Those people couldn’t give a rat’s ass if somebody was starving in the street next to them.”

I find it a bit ironic since Paris Hilton recently told E! News that “Lost” was one of her favorite TV shows.

Via Egotastic

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Scare

August 16, 2006

Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook had a pregnancy scare. The mag claims that a frightened Jessica secretly took an at-home pregnancy test, which turned out to be negative.

“She definitely took an early pregnancy test and, knowing Jessica, she must have been freaking out,” a Hollywood insider revealed.

“Jessica is a good girl – and a surprise pregnancy isn’t something she could go to her agent or her parents about. And of course she no longer has Nick to confide in.”

K-Fed Admits “Criminal Mischief”

August 15, 2006

Kevin Federline

In a new interview with GQ magazine, Kevin Federline admits that he used to make money through “criminal mischief.”

GQ’s Mickey Rapkin told Extra TV that “[Kevin] delivered pizzas, but also admits he made money through what he calls criminal mischief. He appears to be remorseful about the criminal mischief but admits that’s where he came from and had to make ends meet.”

A few other early highlights released from the interview:

  • Kevin says, “I don’t rely on my wife’s money. I don’t get any money from my wife.”
  • Kevin says he and and Britney split the cost of his Ferrari 50/50.
  • Kevin admits that he’s currently broke. He claims to have made $2 million from their UPN show “Chaotic.” He spent $200,000 on Britney’s ring and the rest on a home studio and making his album.

Andy Dick Bites Reporter, Offers Her Drugs

August 15, 2006

Andy Dick

Page Six has a great report on Andy Dick’s antics at the filming of Comedy Central’s Roast of William Shatner.

Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.

“Baby please,” Dick repeated six times. “Put in something nice,” he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.

“They’re so mean,” he ranted. “I’m not weird. Maybe I’m a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I’m not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please.”