Suri Cruise’s Poop Sculpture

August 31, 2006

Suri Cruise Poop Sculpture

From the genius artist who brought us “Naked Britney on a Bearskin Rug”, it’s a bronze sculpture of Suri Cruise’s poop. E! News reports:

“Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”

If you want, you can actually buy this and put it on your mantle or whatever it is you’d do with bronzed baby poo. Check out this website for details.


John Travolta Kisses Other Men On The Mouth

August 31, 2006

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I just thought you might like to see it:

John Travolta Kisses Man

Source: National Enquirer via ONTD

Lindsay Lohan Likes To Buy Naughty Gifts

August 30, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

As if there was ever any doubt, we now know that Lindsay Lohan is as big of a perv as the rest of us. The actress has supposedly been sending her friends sex toys as gifts. A source tells Britain’s Daily Star:

“Lindsay has been making her female friends laugh by sending them sex toys as she wanted to cheer them up. The latest thing she sent out was an Ann Summers sex toy called the Deluxe Rampant Rabbit. Lindsay thinks they are hilarious. As well as 12 pairs of sexy black thongs, some massage oil and edible underwear she has ordered 12 of the Deluxe Rabbits off the internet.”

Paris Hilton Wants To Be Lance Bass

August 30, 2006

Paris Hilton in space

The Sunday Mirror is reporting that Paris Hilton is actually planning on traveling into space. Paris has plopped down $195,000 to be a passenger on Richard Branson’s Virgin Enterprise rocket, which hasn’t even been built yet.

A source tells the tabloid, “She was a fan of the Star Wars films and the idea of blasting into space thrills her, but I don’t think she’s done the research – the reality may not be her idea of fun.”

What research is the source speaking of? Apparently because there are no toilets on the rocket, Paris will be forced to wear a diaper. No word yet on if her assistant will be forced to change it.

KROQ’s Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch Song

August 29, 2006

This is pretty damn funny. Kevin and Bean at KROQ in Los Angeles had “Brandon Davis” perform a song about Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch.

Click here to listen to it. The song itself is about three minutes in.

Who Wants To Watch Diddy Pee?

August 29, 2006

Really the question should be, who doesn’t?

Britney Spears’ Baby Gift Registry Includes $1200 Chandelier

August 29, 2006

Britney and Sean Preston

Someone stumbled upon Britney Spears’ supposed gift registry at fancy Hollywood baby store Petit Tresor. A source tells The Scoop that it’s legit, but who knows. According to the registry, Britney’s expecting on November 11th.

A few of the items Britney would like:

  • Airplane Chandelier : $1,275
  • Bonne Nuit Crib: $2,200
  • Bonne Nuit French Changer: $2,395
  • Polka Dot Pink Rug: $495
  • Baby Rosebuds Crib Set: $895
  • “Ruffles, Roses ‘n Bows” Bassinet by Lulla smith: $1,100
  • Berry Adult Glider with Ottoman: $1,095

Feel free to look at their gift registry and buy an overpriced baby gift for Britney and K-Fed at Petit Tresor.