Osama Bin Laden’s former sex-slave, Kola Boof, writes in her new book Diary of a Lost Girl:
He said he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston. He mentioned her constantly, how beautiful she is, what a nice smile, how truly Islamic she is, but just brainwashed by American culture and her husband, Bobby Brown. Osama talked about having him killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Osama hasn’t seen Whitney lately. And by lately, I mean the past ten years. The National Enquirer must take a while to reach Afghanistan caves.
Does anyone else think that this could be a great second season of Being Bobby Brown?