I’m Not Dead

September 15, 2006

Regular posting returns next week… still in the process of moving and haven’t had a chance to post daily. Thanks for your patience, I love you all!


Lindsay Lohan Sideboob Links

August 14, 2006

LindsayLindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Sideboob: Boy, she really grinds my gears. (Splash News)

Boy George Picks Up Garbage: Still not as embarrassing as Rosie O’Donnell’s “Taboo”. (Yahoo News)

Matt Lauer and wife expecting third child: Tom Cruise offers to help with any postpartum depression. (People)

Kate Hudson divorcing Chris Robinson: Divorce papers cite something about that Dupree guy living on their couch. (People)

Dancing With The Stars cast announced: For those who thought Jerry Springer couldn’t get any lower. (Reality Blurred)

Christina Aguilera Wants To Do Halle Berry: In return, Jordan Bratman officially signs his soul over to Satan. (Female First)

Kate Bosworth Has Nipples

August 14, 2006

Well, we know she has one, at least.

Kate Bosworth

Check out the uncensored pictures at x17online.com

Uncle Rico Road Rage Links

August 10, 2006

Uncle RicoUncle Rico Arrested: “Grandma said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been getting arrested for road rage and eating all our steak.” (TMZ)

Linsday Lohan Flashes Panties: Paris Hilton reportedly asks, “What are those?” (Egotastic)

Jack Black To Host VMA’s: He’s prepping by doing push-ups. I think you know what kind. (MTV News)

M. Night Shyamalan Defends Mel: Gibson still refuses to pay $10 to see “Lady in the Water” (Contact Music)

MC Hammer Is Back: Why Scott Storch… why? (XXLMag via BWE)

Jay-Z Rallies For Clean Water: Kids say they’d rather have Cristal (NY Daily News)

“Lost” Star Called Metrosexual and Flamboyant: Insert your own “hatch” or “Others” joke here. (StarPulse)

Screech Gets Mugged… By A Woman In Nebraska

August 10, 2006

Screech ToplessDustin “I’m Never Going To Be Called Anything But Screech” Diamond admits he was mugged by a woman after a comedy show in Omaha, Nebraska.

The woman attacked him at his hotel and started looking through his bags for money. When he tried to stop her, she yelled “Rape!” Unable to find any cash, she instead stole Screech’s PSP games. He says, “I’m a big gamer and you don’t mess with the D-man’s videogames.”

The Omaha police say no charges were filed because the incident was “a case of he said, she said.” Luckily Screech was able to get his video games back. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for his dignity.

Source: E! News

Guess Who Looks Like A Beached Whale

August 9, 2006

Who is this mystery tubbo?

Who Is This Mystery Fatass?

The answer after the jump…

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The Hoff Wants Kate Beckinsale

August 8, 2006

hoff.jpgI’m sure it surprises no one that newly divorced David Hasselhoff is already on the prowl.

The Hoffster says, “I’m looking for a woman who’s more famous than me. Kate Beckinsale. I whispered in her ear the other day on the red carpet, ‘I’ll give you everything I have.’ She just laughed. But, you know, when she met me she seemed very excited. But she’s happily married, so nothing’s going to happen.”

Source: Star Pulse