The Real Pictures Of Suri Cruise

September 5, 2006

Holy crap, she exists! Tonight, on her first night hosting the CBS Evening News, Katie Couric showed us the new pictures of Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair:

Suri Cruise

More pics after the jump.

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Suri Cruise’s Poop Sculpture

August 31, 2006

Suri Cruise Poop Sculpture

From the genius artist who brought us “Naked Britney on a Bearskin Rug”, it’s a bronze sculpture of Suri Cruise’s poop. E! News reports:

“Babies mostly breast-feed for the first four months, so a baby’s first meal of solid food may be a baby’s first meal at the dinner table,” said David Kesting, director of Capla Kesting Fine Art, located in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district. “A bronzed cast of baby’s first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family.”

If you want, you can actually buy this and put it on your mantle or whatever it is you’d do with bronzed baby poo. Check out this website for details.

Tom Cruise Gets Fired

August 22, 2006

Tom Cruise Gets Fired

Tom Cruise’s craziness has finally caught up to him. Today Viacom’s Paramount Pictures ended its 14-year relationship with the, um, outspoken actor.

Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone tells the Wall Street Journal:

“As much as we like him personally, we thought it was wrong to renew his deal. His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.”

Tom Cruise: The 44-Year-Old Virgin

August 15, 2006

Tom Cruise Cracked Cover


Rules You Must Follow To Meet Suri Cruise

August 10, 2006

Tom and KatieAccording to a British report, Tom Cruise has invited Victoria and David Beckham to meet baby Suri. A source says “David and Victoria are honored that Tom and Katie have asked them along. However they were a little shocked by the list of rules they’ll have to follow.”

Apparently for the privilege to meet baby Suri, you have to abide by the following rules:

1. No photographic equipment.
2. No touching Suri.
3. No baby-talk around Suri.

I do, however, think that Tomkat forgot to mention the three most important rules:

1. Do not let Suri near bright light.
2. Do not get Suri wet.
3. Do not feed Suri after midnight.

Source: Female First

Vanity Fair To Publish Suri Cruise Pics?

August 9, 2006

According to this morning’s Page Six, Vanity Fair has secured the rights to the first pictures of Suri Cruise. The photos, taken by celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz, will be published this fall.

Suri Cruise on Vanity Fair

UPDATE (September 5th, 2006): I know a lot of people are coming here looking for the real Suri pictures that were released today. You can see them here.