Lindsay Lohan Likes To Buy Naughty Gifts

August 30, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

As if there was ever any doubt, we now know that Lindsay Lohan is as big of a perv as the rest of us. The actress has supposedly been sending her friends sex toys as gifts. A source tells Britain’s Daily Star:

“Lindsay has been making her female friends laugh by sending them sex toys as she wanted to cheer them up. The latest thing she sent out was an Ann Summers sex toy called the Deluxe Rampant Rabbit. Lindsay thinks they are hilarious. As well as 12 pairs of sexy black thongs, some massage oil and edible underwear she has ordered 12 of the Deluxe Rabbits off the internet.”


KROQ’s Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch Song

August 29, 2006

This is pretty damn funny. Kevin and Bean at KROQ in Los Angeles had “Brandon Davis” perform a song about Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch.

Click here to listen to it. The song itself is about three minutes in.

William H. Macy Thinks Lindsay Lohan Needs Her Ass Kicked

August 28, 2006

William H. Macy Mad At Lindsay Lohan

William H. Macy, while promoting his new movie, Everyone’s Hero, used the opportunity to go off on Lindsay Lohan’s recent movie set tardiness. The Academy Award nominated actor told reporters:

“You can’t show up late, it’s very, very disrespectful. I think what an actor has to realize [is that] when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you. There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable. They should have their asses kicked.”

Lindsay Lohan Perfume Coming Soon?

August 24, 2006

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to come out with her own line of perfume. Can we make the following suggestion?

Lindsay Lohan Perfume

Diddy Brags About Endorsing Zit Cream

August 23, 2006

Man, Diddy really knows how to build street cred. In this video, he brags about his “silky smooth cocoa butter skin” and the fact that he was endorsing Proactiv before Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson.

Paris Hilton Hacks Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail

August 23, 2006

Paris Hilton On Cell Phone

Spoofcard, a company that sells phone cards to change the phone number displayed on caller IDs, has terminated Paris Hilton’s account because she was using it to hack into other people’s voicemail.

TMZ spoke to SpoofCard attorney Mark Del Bianco:

“Paris was entering unauthorized [voice] mail boxes.” When asked about Lindsay, he told us, “A number of the 50 persons [who were canceled by Spoofcard] were making unauthorized entrances to Miss Lohan’s voice mail.” A source close to the scandal also told TMZ that Nicky Hilton and Paris’ ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos may have been involved.

Return Of The Firecrotch Controversy

August 14, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

Just when Lindsay Lohan’s crotch thought it was out of the spotlight, here we are writing about it again.

It seems that Paris Hilton has decided that she and her friends didn’t get enough mileage out of the incident where Brandon Davis called Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch. They’ve done it again, only this time it’s music producer Scott Storch spouting off about Lindsay’s fiery nether-regions.

Watch the paparazzi video at