John Mayer Thinks Jessica Simpson Is Desperate

September 6, 2006

Jessica and Joe Simpson

Page Six is reporting that John Mayer has already dumped Jessica Simpson. Last week, People Magazine declared the couple “in love”, but John begs to differ. He thinks that Jessica was using their relationship for publicity. A source tells US Magazine the relationship “was a 2 [that] her camp spun into an 11… [Mayer] thinks it’s desperate… an attempt to stay in the spotlight.”


Diddy Brags About Endorsing Zit Cream

August 23, 2006

Man, Diddy really knows how to build street cred. In this video, he brags about his “silky smooth cocoa butter skin” and the fact that he was endorsing Proactiv before Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson Tries To Kiss Britney’s Belly

August 23, 2006

Britney Spears At Teen Choice Awards

At last Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Simpson supposedly asked Britney Spears if she could kiss her pregnant belly. Britney, uncharacteristically showing some class, told Jessica “Hell no!”

A witness tells US Weekly, “Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it.”

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Scare

August 16, 2006

Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook had a pregnancy scare. The mag claims that a frightened Jessica secretly took an at-home pregnancy test, which turned out to be negative.

“She definitely took an early pregnancy test and, knowing Jessica, she must have been freaking out,” a Hollywood insider revealed.

“Jessica is a good girl – and a surprise pregnancy isn’t something she could go to her agent or her parents about. And of course she no longer has Nick to confide in.”

Simpson Sisters Tire of Pervy Dad

August 10, 2006

Joe Simpson and his daughters

US Weekly is reporting that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are finally fed up with their creepy dad. A source tells the mag that Joe Simpson told a story at an MTV meeting about helping Jessica to fit for her first bra. Of course, you can’t forget when Joe was in GQ Magazine a couple years ago bragging about Jessica’s knockers, “She’s got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

A source who works with them says, “It creeps everyone out. And he thinks he knows what he’s doing, and that he’s doing the best for his kids.”

The sisters are distancing themselves from Papa Joe and making decisions on their own. US promises more in this week’s issue.

Source: US Weekly

Zach Braff Is A Horny Schoolboy

August 9, 2006

Zach Braff Hits On Jessica Simpson

Star Magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson wasn’t feeling Zach Braff’s recent advances at a club.

A source says, “He was flirting up a storm and being very aggressive. You could tell it grossed out Jess and her friends. He was like a horny schoolboy.”

Ouch. Guess Jessica didn’t want Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds.

Source: The Scoop