Paris Hilton Arrested For DUI

September 7, 2006

Paris as Nick Nolte

America’s favorite amateur porn star pulled a Mel Gibson last night. Well, minus that whole anti-Semitic tirade thing. Paris Hilton was pulled over for driving erratically in her Mercedes Benz McLaren SLR. She ended up blowing a .08 and getting booked for DUI. Paris was released on her own recognizance and the city attorney has yet to decide if she’ll be charged.

Paris called into Ryan Seacrest this morning to defend herself, saying that she only had one margarita and was driving fast because she “was really hungry” and wanted an In-N-Out Burger. She says the police were trying to make a statement because they were surrounded by paparazzi.

And, as always, TMZ has video.


Kelly Clarkson Needs To Get Drunk More Often

August 18, 2006

Kelly Clarkson Drunk

Of all the American Idol winners to get drunk on stage with a metal band and pretend to rub her nipples, I’m glad it was Kelly Clarkson and not Ruben Studdard.

Kelly was at a Metal Skool concert when the band brought her up on stage. Upon seeing her, one member of the band astutely notes that he would “f–k her skull”. See ten minutes of drunken Kelly video after the jump.

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Andy Dick Bites Reporter, Offers Her Drugs

August 15, 2006

Andy Dick

Page Six has a great report on Andy Dick’s antics at the filming of Comedy Central’s Roast of William Shatner.

Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.

“Baby please,” Dick repeated six times. “Put in something nice,” he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.

“They’re so mean,” he ranted. “I’m not weird. Maybe I’m a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I’m not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please.”

Robin Williams Enters Rehab

August 9, 2006

Mork From OrkAccording to the new National Enquirer, Robin Williams has entered rehab. The mag says Williams checked himself into Hazelden treatment facility “in a desperate bid to beat a three-year battle with booze that’s threatening to destroy his marriage.”

The article says: “The Oscar-winning actor’s drinking was so out of control that he suffered repeated blackouts, sources say, and after he was photographed hugging a waitress in a bar on May 22, his wife Marcia slapped him with an ultimatum: Get help or I’m leaving.”

Robin’s publicist released this statement today: “After 20 years of sobriety, Robin Williams found himself drinking again and has decided to take proactive measures to deal with this for his own well-being and the well-being of his family. He asks that you respect his and his family’s privacy during this time. He looks forward to returning to work this fall to support his upcoming film releases.”