Kelly Clarkson Needs To Get Drunk More Often

August 18, 2006

Kelly Clarkson Drunk

Of all the American Idol winners to get drunk on stage with a metal band and pretend to rub her nipples, I’m glad it was Kelly Clarkson and not Ruben Studdard.

Kelly was at a Metal Skool concert when the band brought her up on stage. Upon seeing her, one member of the band astutely notes that he would “f–k her skull”. See ten minutes of drunken Kelly video after the jump.

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Justin Timberlake Isn’t In The Soul Patrol

August 9, 2006

Justin Timberlake's New CDJustin Timberlake says that Taylor Hicks “can’t carry a tune in a bucket.” It’s just one of the many highlights from JT’s “Fashion Rocks” interview:

Justin on American Idol: “I have a strange relationship with that show. I despise it, and yet I’m completely fascinated. The guy who won – people think he looks so normal, he’s so sweet, and he’s so earnest, but he can’t carry a tune in a bucket. Do you realize how much pressure it is to put on somebody all of a sudden? If he has any skeletons whatsoever; if, God forbid, he’s gay, and all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like, ‘Oh my God, I voted for a queer!’ It’s just too much pressure. But that’s what we do. The American dream is to be young, rich and famous.”

Justin on Britney: “I dated Britney half my life, but I don’t know that person anymore. I’m not sure I knew her before. If I was writing an article about her, I would not be able to fight the urge to write every dirty thing about her.”

Justin on Pot: “I remember the first time it was reported I smoked pot. I was like, y’all don’t? That’s why I sort of respect Kate Moss. I think you lose once you start trying to analyze what people like. So I’m like, ‘I hope you like how I live, but if you don’t, you don’t.'”

Source: Pop Sugar