Showbiz Stupidity

Paris Hilton’s Album Brings A Tear To Her Lazy Eye


Paris Hilton actually has the gall to brag about how good her new album, Paris, is.

“I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”

She goes on to tell the new issue of Blender magazine that her persona is all an act.

“I’m always playing a character. I don’t talk like this really — like a baby. I don’t act like myself in public, because I don’t really want to show everyone the real me. Because I have no privacy whatsoever, the only thing I have is who I really am.”

So you heard it from Paris. She’s always playing a character. A slutty character.  Who doesn’t wear underwear.  And has an ass goiter.