Paris Hilton’s Album Brings A Tear To Her Lazy Eye

Paris Hilton Cries Because Her Album Is So Good

Paris Hilton actually has the gall to brag about how good her new album, Paris, is.

“I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”

She goes on to tell the new issue of Blender magazine that her persona is all an act.

“I’m always playing a character. I don’t talk like this really — like a baby. I don’t act like myself in public, because I don’t really want to show everyone the real me. Because I have no privacy whatsoever, the only thing I have is who I really am.”

So you heard it from Paris. She’s always playing a character. A slutty character.  Who doesn’t wear underwear.  And has an ass goiter.


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