K-Fed Gets Paid By The Kid

Kevin Federline

We knew there had to be a logical reason why Kevin Federline keeps knocking up Britney Spears.

A source tells MSNBC, “Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues. He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.”


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