Showbiz Stupidity

Rules You Must Follow To Meet Suri Cruise


According to a British report, Tom Cruise has invited Victoria and David Beckham to meet baby Suri. A source says “David and Victoria are honored that Tom and Katie have asked them along. However they were a little shocked by the list of rules they’ll have to follow.”

Apparently for the privilege to meet baby Suri, you have to abide by the following rules:

1. No photographic equipment.
2. No touching Suri.
3. No baby-talk around Suri.

I do, however, think that Tomkat forgot to mention the three most important rules:

1. Do not let Suri near bright light.
2. Do not get Suri wet.
3. Do not feed Suri after midnight.

Source: Female First