It’s been reported that Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, sent his celebutante owner to the hospital after biting her in the arm. Paris was released a few hours later after receiving a tetanus shot.
Although we’ve been unable to contact Baby Luv’s publicist, we at Showbiz Stupidity can only assume this was a suicide attempt. The intelligent kinkajou was hoping to infect himself with whatever assorted diseases that happened to be coursing through Paris’ body at that moment.
Sources say that although he was unsuccessful this time, his next attempt will be to suffocate himself in Paris’ ass-goiter.
Source: E! News