Lindsay Lohan Likes To Buy Naughty Gifts

As if there was ever any doubt, we now know that Lindsay Lohan is as big of a perv as the rest of us. The actress has supposedly been sending her friends sex toys as gifts. A source tells Britain’s Daily Star:

“Lindsay has been making her female friends laugh by sending them sex toys as she wanted to cheer them up. The latest thing she sent out was an Ann Summers sex toy called the Deluxe Rampant Rabbit. Lindsay thinks they are hilarious. As well as 12 pairs of sexy black thongs, some massage oil and edible underwear she has ordered 12 of the Deluxe Rabbits off the internet.”

KROQ’s Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch Song

This is pretty damn funny. Kevin and Bean at KROQ in Los Angeles had “Brandon Davis” perform a song about Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch.

Click here to listen to it. The song itself is about three minutes in.

William H. Macy Thinks Lindsay Lohan Needs Her Ass Kicked

William H. Macy, while promoting his new movie, Everyone’s Hero, used the opportunity to go off on Lindsay Lohan’s recent movie set tardiness. The Academy Award nominated actor told reporters:

“You can’t show up late, it’s very, very disrespectful. I think what an actor has to realize [is that] when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you. There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable. They should have their asses kicked.”

Lindsay Lohan Perfume Coming Soon?

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is in talks to come out with her own line of perfume. Can we make the following suggestion?

Diddy Brags About Endorsing Zit Cream

Man, Diddy really knows how to build street cred. In this video, he brags about his “silky smooth cocoa butter skin” and the fact that he was endorsing Proactiv before Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson.

Paris Hilton Hacks Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail

Spoofcard, a company that sells phone cards to change the phone number displayed on caller IDs, has terminated Paris Hilton’s account because she was using it to hack into other people’s voicemail.

TMZ spoke to SpoofCard attorney Mark Del Bianco:

“Paris was entering unauthorized [voice] mail boxes.” When asked about Lindsay, he told us, “A number of the 50 persons [who were canceled by Spoofcard] were making unauthorized entrances to Miss Lohan’s voice mail.” A source close to the scandal also told TMZ that Nicky Hilton and Paris’ ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos may have been involved.

Return Of The Firecrotch Controversy

Just when Lindsay Lohan’s crotch thought it was out of the spotlight, here we are writing about it again.

It seems that Paris Hilton has decided that she and her friends didn’t get enough mileage out of the incident where Brandon Davis called Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch. They’ve done it again, only this time it’s music producer Scott Storch spouting off about Lindsay’s fiery nether-regions.

Watch the paparazzi video at tmz.com

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Is The White Oprah

Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina, has revealed to Star Magazine that she has a talk show in the works. She says it hasn’t been picked up by a network yet, but that it’s ready to go. Dina says, “I love to talk, Lindsay’s friends call me ‘The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problems. I’m like the mom of these kids in the business!”

Yes, we can all see how great Lindsay has turned out. Hopefully we can have a country of children just like her someday.

Lindsay Lohan Talks Sex and Guns

A few excerpts from Lindsay Lohan’s interview in this month’s Elle magazine.

Elle: Any big plans next year?
Lindsay: “I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous. I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be. So I tried to go there. I’m not afraid of going. My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I’m going to start taking shooting lessons…Yeah, I have a dark side. I go to my dark side. I watched all these videos on Charles Manson for a while.”

Elle: Do you think you’re in tabloids too much?
Lindsay: “You kind of ask for it when you go to nightclubs. People are like, “Just don’t go out!” but I can’t help it. I literally come out of my hotel and the [photographers] are there. It’s not like I ask them to follow me. But you know, it’s actually weird when the paparazzi’s not there and things aren’t being written, because you kind of wonder, Do people not care anymore?”

Elle: How many times do you sleep with someone before you’re officially dating them? I don’t know the rule these days?
Lindsay: “I don’t either. But Sex and the City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people! My mom’s going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But if I’m going to give my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people.”

Elle: That’s very old fashioned of you.
Lindsay: “Yeah, but I want to be able to be able to if I like someone else.”

Elle: It’s the variety of partners that you like?
Lindsay: “I think everyone does, especially at my age. I mean, if the sex is bad, the relationship’s not going anywhere. But I don’t think I’ve had enough experience with dating one guy for a long time. The only one was Wilmer [Valderrama], and apparently Jared [Leto], but Jared was so paranoid. He’d always be like, “Don’t come over if you’re going to bring 15 f—king paparazzi!” That gets hard too….But if it’s, like, a guy who’s just starting out in a band, or a model, or a new actor, you feel like, “Okay, this is weird that they’re getting so much press for just being with me.” And they might get a big head. You have to think about those things.”