Someone stumbled upon Britney Spears’ supposed gift registry at fancy Hollywood baby store Petit Tresor. A source tells The Scoop that it’s legit, but who knows. According to the registry, Britney’s expecting on November 11th.

A few of the items Britney would like:

• Airplane Chandelier : $1,275
• Bonne Nuit Crib: $2,200
• Bonne Nuit French Changer: $2,395
• Polka Dot Pink Rug: $495
• Baby Rosebuds Crib Set: $895
• “Ruffles, Roses ‘n Bows” Bassinet by Lulla smith: $1,100
• Berry Adult Glider with Ottoman: $1,095

Feel free to look at their gift registry and buy an overpriced baby gift for Britney and K-Fed at Petit Tresor.

People is reporting that Kevin Federline will make his acting debut in an upcoming episode of CSI. In the episode set to air in October, K-Fed will play a “menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes (George Eads) and Warrick Brown (Gary Dourdan) on a job.”

Kevin tells People:

“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role. I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch.”

“The person I feel saddest for is Britney.”
- Paula Abdul

“John Karr has a bigger future in show business than K-Fed.”
- Comic Jeffrey Ross

“I just think we ignore him. He’s a joke, basically. I just don’t think he gets it. He doesn’t get that he’s Britney’s man and it’s hard to take him seriously.”
- Elliot Wilson, editor of XXL magazine

“All that song was was 50 [Cent] and a couple other people’s music from the last two years put together in one song and then he rapped over it.”
- Jaime Pressly

“Yo, Vanilla Ice is back.”
- Marlon Wayans

“I’m very proud of him. He’s faced so much negative criticism.”
- Ludacris

In a new interview with GQ magazine, Kevin Federline admits that he used to make money through “criminal mischief.”

GQ’s Mickey Rapkin told Extra TV that “[Kevin] delivered pizzas, but also admits he made money through what he calls criminal mischief. He appears to be remorseful about the criminal mischief but admits that’s where he came from and had to make ends meet.”

A few other early highlights released from the interview:

• Kevin says, “I don’t rely on my wife’s money. I don’t get any money from my wife.”
• Kevin says he and and Britney split the cost of his Ferrari 50/50.
• Kevin admits that he’s currently broke. He claims to have made $2 million from their UPN show “Chaotic.” He spent $200,000 on Britney’s ring and the rest on a home studio and making his album.

We knew there had to be a logical reason why Kevin Federline keeps knocking up Britney Spears.

A source tells MSNBC, “Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues. He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.”

US Weekly reported today that Esquire magazine has named Britney and K-Fed’s son, Sean Preston, as the “Worst Dressed Man in the World.” Okay, I’m all for ripping on Britney and K-Fed, but this seems a little much. Luckily we were able to get a statement from Sean P himself.

Sean P. says, “Look, I’m like one year old and in case you didn’t notice, I can’t really dress myself. How do you expect me to look when I have two of the world’s trashiest people picking out my clothes? I’d like to present to the public, Exhibits ‘A’ and ‘B’. Like I’ve always said, ‘If my parents dress like s–t, then you must acquit.’”

A new track from K-Fed has been “leaked” onto the net. Check out “Rockstar” at breatheheavy.com or download it from rapidshare.