Uncle Rico Road Rage Links
Uncle Rico Arrested: “Grandma said she doesn’t want you here when she gets back because you’ve been getting arrested for road rage and eating all our steak.” (TMZ)
Linsday Lohan Flashes Panties: Paris Hilton reportedly asks, “What are those?” (Egotastic)
Jack Black To Host VMA’s: He’s prepping by doing push-ups. I think you know what kind. (MTV News)
M. Night Shyamalan Defends Mel: Gibson still refuses to pay $10 to see “Lady in the Water” (Contact Music)
MC Hammer Is Back: Why Scott Storch… why? (XXLMag via BWE)
Jay-Z Rallies For Clean Water: Kids say they’d rather have Cristal (NY Daily News)
“Lost” Star Called Metrosexual and Flamboyant: Insert your own “hatch” or “Others” joke here. (StarPulse)